PowerBlogs: Jasmine Doobay

The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD’S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

Happy Hump Day!

Happy Pay Day!! 

Thank Gawd!!!

Not that it’s not already all spent…but it’s nice to see the dollars in my account go up for a few hours.

Your funnies for the day…

—-

PINK CLEATS

This coming Monday Night Football game is going to be one of the most anticipated regular season games in years. The Minnesota Vikings’ Brett Favre will be playing against his old team the Green Bay Packers.

All eyes will be on him and how he performs in one of the most violent games ever devised by man.

And, amazingly, he’s going to be playing in pink cleats.

Favre, along with other members of his team, will be wearing pink cleats to support the NFL’s breast cancer awareness effort.

—-

FRENCH WORKERS FREAKING OUT

It’s a different working world in France.

Because of labor laws, it’s almost impossible to get fired over there. And, the French only work 35 hours per week.

But, despite these cushy conditions, French workers are having a difficult time dealing with job stress.

The French suicide rate is higher than normal and psychologists are being overrun by workers complaining about being pushed beyond their limits by the pace of economic change.

—-

7 THINGS A GUY’S BEDROOM SAYS ABOUT YOU

A guy doesn’t need to say a word to speak volumes — just take a peek at his digs and you will learn a whole lot …

1. Messy bed — He might be a mama’s boy. Bet she used to make his bed for him.

2. A plant — He’s nurturing. A plant certainly isn’t a person (or a pet), but it’s a step in the right direction.

3. A real guitar — He’s old-school. No Guitar Hero for this rock star.

4. Free weights — He likes his arms and sure hopes you notice they’ve grown a millimeter. OK, OK, and maybe he even takes care of himself.

5. Clothing on the furniture, bed, chair — He’s so not anal. Despite his seeming addiction to “everything in its right place” those layers of clothes draped over the furniture show his softer side.

6. Photo-board, pictures in picture frames — He’s sentimental. You should just make sure he’s not stuck in the past.

7. Nice touches — Does he have a designer rug? A funky set of lamps or cool artwork? This guy thinks of himself as an adult, and has he has an actual decor.

—-

5 EXCELLENT (AND INEXPENSIVE!) DATES

1. A marathon — Yep, hit the streets and rack up the miles! Training for a marathon with your partner will not only help you two to bond, but you’ll both earn great bums in the process!

2. A marathon … of the movie kind — On the opposite end of the active spectrum, pull up a stack of DVDS and plug yourselves into a movie marathon. Try a whole season of that TV series you’ve been told is great!

3. Top Chef off — Get inspired by the show and an ingredient! Set a timer and whip up dishes for dinner and judging.

4. Go retro — Ever whip out your year book from seventh grade? The stories, and the silliness will flow … how can you not have fun exploring each other’s awkward phase?

5. People watch — Sometimes you wanna get out and chill out. Go and check out a people-filled scene. Create stories and histories of the characters you see all around you! It’s like Rear Window minus the murder.

—-

MYTHS ABOUT CHEATING

No matter how good your relationship is, it’s hard not to wonder about cheating. So iVillage.com sets the facts straight about some common myths:

Myth #1: People cheat because they’re unhappy at home. Most women who have affairs say they’re unsatisfied with their relationship, but many men who love their wives and have great sex at home still look for a little on the side.

Myth #2: Men cheat more than women. This used to be true, but now — not so much.

Myth #3: Affairs are mostly about sex. Sex isn’t always the reason. Affairs are a way for people to get something they’re not getting from the relationship.

Myth #4: If someone cheats on you, they don’t love you. Not necessarily. It does mean they don’t respect you or the commitment you made to one another.

Myth #5: You should confess if you’ve had an affair. If there’s little chance your partner will find out, it’s better to keep quiet so you don’t hurt them.

—-

Stripper Zaps Co-Worker With Stun Gun

In Fort Worth, Texas, there’s a stripper on the run.
Cops have been looking for Kathleen Bennett, a stripper from the Cabaret North club, because she got into an argument with a waitress and zapped her with a stun gun — in the face.

The waitress plans to press charges but won’t let the incident keep her from going back to work.

—-

The Sins Of Sharing A Bathroom

When you’re sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play — especially in the bathroom.

Here are some things to avoid doing if you want to keep the peace:

Peeing on the Seat — Nobody’s aim is perfect, but if you miss, have the common decency to wipe up your mess. Nobody EVER wants to clean up someone else’s mess.

Neglecting a Floater — Even if all your booze-battered brain cells have turned you into a forgetful oaf, do not forget to flush.

Curly Hair in the Soap — No need to explain. This sort of thing can lead to roommate homicide.

—-

Sex Styles Of The Rich And Famous

Rich folk just live differently in every aspect of their of their lives — including sex.

Here are a few unique ways they get their jollies …

Exclusive Nude Beaches — There are exclusive sections of nude beaches (mostly in Europe) where only non-fat/non-ugly/non-sagging people can pay top dollar to strip down and enjoy a romantic day in the sand. They buy a spot on a nude beach … without having to see naked fat people.

Doing It on the Big Screen — When you’ve got money to burn, why not burn it on a private theatrical production of you doing the mattress mambo. Get a professional videographer and an actual theater-sized screen.

Mile High Club — When you’re rich, there’s no hard work involved in getting busy at 35,000 feet. Hitch a ride in your private jet and go.

Crazy day yesterday…I’m a mom…playdate, swimming lessons, dinner, brownies…and if there’s anything good that came out of all that…it’s Girl Guide Cookie time again!

Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies are on sale now.

I’ll be out with my daughter and her troop Sunday afternoon at Walmart for a couple of hours…helping sell those delicious little treats.

I’m tempted to buy a case this year.  They actually make great hostess gifts.

—-

Some funny stuff for ya…

—-

THE THREE C’s OF A RELATIONSHIP

Wondering if that hot new relationship you’re in will go the distance? Here are three things to consider, from author and Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker star Patti Stanger:

1. Chemistry. Does she make your heart pound and your toes curl? It’s a good sign — but remember, some relationships take a while to heat up. As long as you’re attracted to each other and have fun together, you could go the distance.

2. Compatibility. Do you “get” each other? Do you feel like you need to prove yourself or are you comfortable around her? Do you like and hate the same things? Compatibility means you enjoy the same things and you want the same things at the same time.

3. Communication. Do you feel like you can tell her anything or do you watch what you say around her? Are you both comfortable talking about your emotions and needs? How do you settle arguments? It’s no big deal if you have a difference of opinion — what’s important is how you resolve those differences.

Stanger says that if someone meets 51% of more of your needs in the 3 C’s, you’re doing just fine.

—-

FITNESS VS. FINANCES

According to a survey by Redbook.com, your level of fitness might affect your finances. The survey revealed that Americans who watch their diet are more than 30% more likely to follow a budget.

The connection between sticking to a budget and sticking to a diet is staying disciplined and following these rules:

Set targets for yourself
Decide where and when you can cut back
Recognize bad habits and try to break them (AND be patient!)
Don’t forget to reward yourself when you reach little milestones along the way.

—-

BAD MOVIES

RottenTomatoes.com just released its list of the “Worst 100 Movies Of The Last Decade.”

Here are their Top 10 Worst:

10. Witless Protection (2008) Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic

9. Redline (2007) Starring: Nadia Bjorlin, Eddie Griffin, Angus MacFadyen

8. 3 Strikes (2000) Starring: Brian Hooks, N’Bushe Wright, Faizon Love

7. Strange Wilderness (2008) Starring: Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill

6. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) Starring: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel

5. National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers (2004) Starring: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser

4. King’s Ransom (2005) Starring: Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Regina Hall

3. Pinocchio (2002) Starring: Roberto Benigni

2. One Missed Call (2008) Starring: Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns

1. Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Severs (2002) Starring: Lucy Liu, Antonio Banderas

Also in the Top 100 Worst of the Worst are Glitter, Battlefield Earth, The Adventures of Pluto Nash, and Gigli. Check out the whole list at  RottenTomatoes.com.

—-

THE MOST FATTENING BURGER ON THE PLANET

A British restaurant claims that they are selling the world’s most fattening burger.

The Jolly Fryer Cafe has put together a monster called the Super Scooby Burger.

It’s four burgers, eight strips of bacon, eight slices of cheese, 12 onion rings and three types of relish.

It also has two lettuce leaves and six slices of tomato.

Brace yourself because the 15-dollar sandwich comes in at 2,645 calories.

—-

GREATEST MOVIES FOR MEN

According to Wannahaves.com, here are the top ten best movies for men:

10. Reservoir Dogs (1992)

9. Natural Born Killers (1994)

8. Die Hard (1988)

7. Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

6. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

5. Goodfellas (1990)

4. Scarface (1983)

3. Pulp Fiction (1994)

2. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

1. The Godfather Trilogy (’72-’74-’90)

—–

DOGGY DAYCARE

A doggy day care center in Greenpoint, New York, is offering a special package this football season that lets owners drop off their dogs when they head out to watch the game.

Rob Maher, co-owner of Unleash Brooklyn, claims his company relieves the guilt that many football-loving dog owners suffer on weekends.

“People may want to go out to a bar, but they feel like they’re neglecting their dogs,” said Maher. “They’re happy to drop them off with us so they can play with other dogs.”

The Sunday football service costs $25 for eight hours. Monday night is $20, and a “season pass” is $400.

—-

Guinness Releases iPhone Beer Apps

If you have an iPhone and you like Guinness beer, life is about to get a whole lot easier.

There’s a new iPhone application out there called Pub Finder.

The Guinness Pub Finder has a couple of different options:

You can “Locate a Pint” — This feature gives you the name, address, telephone number and directions to over 5,000 pubs that serve Guinness. It also allows you to invite friends from your address book to join you.

And then there’s “Know Your Pint” — It demonstrates how to pour the perfect pint in six easy steps and includes a pint head ruler to measure the foam and make sure your pint is up to official Guinness standards.

—-

Cheating Common in Cyber Sex World

According to a recent survey, over half of all Internet users who engage in cyber sex are either married or in a serious relationship.

Of the people questioned, 55 percent said they were either married or in a serious offline relationship.

And, while the average person goofing around with cyber sex said they spent just over 12 hours a week engaging in sexual activity online, some people reported engaging in cyber sex for up to 10 hours a day.

—-

Shyness Leads To Unsafe Sex

According to an Australian study, shyness is causing people to have unsafe sex.

Despite the fact that sexually transmitted diseases are on the rise, most people still don’t discuss contraception before they have sex with a new partner for the first time.

Researchers found that 63 percent of men and 52 percent of women do not have “the talk” before hopping into bed together for the first time.

—-

And finally…this driver really needs to rethink his parking decision…

This is from the Juno Awards in Vancouver back in March.

I’m finally getting the hang of posting videos to youtube and therefore am able to put them into my blog.

More to come in coming days.

Jazz

Three Days Grace

The Used

Default

Thursday November 19th @ Prospera Place

Tix $39.50 & $44.50

General admission floor, reserved seating.

Tickets on sale this Saturday October 3rd

selectyourtickets.com

250-462-5050

Prospera Place Box Office